The Unseen Battle: Why Scottish Independence Allies with English Rule?

The misconceptions surrounding Scottish independence often lead to debates over potential alliances with the English rule. Interestingly, a lesser-known historical account from the Battle of Falkirk in 1298 reveals a pivotal yet mysterious event that explains why the IRA and similar entities were not necessary. Let's delve into the details of this legendary encounter.

The Battle of Falkirk: The Foggy Field and the Scots' Triumph

One of the most famous battles against their English overlords saw the Scots in a strategic disadvantage. Positioned at a lower level in a hollow, a deep fog developed overnight, obscuring their presence from the English army. As dawn approached, the English prepared for an assault, completely unaware of their adversary's location.

Desperate to break the stalemate, the English commander ordered one of his cavalrymen to venture into the fog. As the bravest soldier approached, a voice rang out from the mist: “It only takes one Scotsman to take on the mightiest Englishman.” The horseman charged into the fog and engaged the unknown warrior. The resulting clash could be heard, followed by agonized screams, and then silence.

The Scottish voice called out again: “It only takes one Scotsman to take on the mightiest Englishman.” Encouraged by their comrade’s success, the English general ordered a platoon of 40 soldiers to advance into the fog. When their lead elements disappeared, a commotion ensued, then silence. Another Scottish voice mocked from the mist: “It only takes one Scotsman to dispatch more than 40 Englishmen.”

Frustrated, the English commander sent his entire army into the fray. The Scottish voice called out, “Send as many as you like because it only takes one Scotsman to kill as many Englishmen as you can muster.” The English throng entered the fog, and a deafening noise erupted. Finally, silence.

A survivor emerged from the mist, bleeding and exhausted, shouting, “It’s a trap. Keep back. There are two of them!”

This legendary event highlights the sheer determination and cunning of the Scottish soldiers, who managed to maintain their position and concede no ground. This resilience is one of the key reasons why alliances like the IRA were not necessary in the face of English rule.

The Role of Time Lords: A Deeper Mystery

Few historians acknowledge the pivotal role of the Time Lords during the Battle of Falkirk in 1298. Accounts suggest that Wallace initially mistook the Daleks for armoured English knights when the TARDIS materialized on the battlefield. The Daleks, with their advanced technology, disrupted the English cavalry charge in a spectacularly effective manner.

Despite their superior technology, the Daleks faced challenges due to the medieval landscape. Their wheel mechanisms frequently clogged in the notably muddy terrain. This suggests that even advanced technology has limitations in certain environments.

The Doctor himself was reportedly seen frantically running between the armies, waving his sonic screwdriver. Contemporary accounts hint that this might have just been a Hollywood embellishment, possibly attributed to actor Mel Gibson's post-shooting celebrations.

However, the most intriguing detail is that the entire incident was later wiped from historical records using a temporal displacement field. This could explain the inconsistencies in historical accounts and why Mel Gibson's accent in the film "Braveheart" sounded nothing like a real Scotsman.

These hidden moments in history underscore the resilience and resourcefulness of the Scottish people, who relied on their own strength and ingenuity to overcome their adversaries.

Conclusion

The Battle of Falkirk and the involvement of the Time Lords during this period offer a rich tapestry of history that often goes underexplored. The Scottish people's ability to outwit and outlast their English foes, particularly in the fog at Falkirk, and the hidden interventions from time itself, provide a fascinating narrative that speaks to the complexity of historical events.

Understanding the multifaceted nature of Scottish history can help dispel misconceptions and shed new light on the nation's resilience and determination in the face of adversity.